Annoying Things Skinny People Do: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
“Just Eat Healthy”
Sarah reveals in this article that both she and her family stay in such good shape because:
“My family and I eat a healthy diet heavy in wild Alaskan seafood, moose, caribou and fresh fruit”
Ridiculous! Of course, we understand that a “healthy diet” contributes to a hot bod! If that were the key missing knowledge, we would all be smokin’ hotties by now.
The key here, is that Ms. Palin also runs about 3 miles a day. This is ridiculous, but for another reason. Who the hell has time for that? Maybe she should get some books on tape and brush up on her geography . . .
- ArmFat
Vicki Connolly replied:
Sarah Palin is obviously a very disciplined individual who strongly believes in a healthy diet/exercise combination. Her efforts show, too, just look at how she looks after having 5 children! Aren’t we all just a little envious?
November 22, 2008 at 4:53 am. Permalink.
Ashe replied:
But that’s only like, 30 minutes out of your day!
December 24, 2008 at 11:51 am. Permalink.